mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
(via old-flames)
if there’s one thing about me it’s that i love trinkets. give me a rock? i’ll keep it forever. little charm? i’m wearing it every day
(via honeeymoon)
okay but watching a man you’re into jerk off for you is the hottest fucking thing
(via imtryingx)
American middle school: okay for gym class today we’re going to learn how to square dance like a bunch of cowboys. The cookie monster pajama pants white trash girl and the most suicidal autistic boy will be going first
(via tourach-dread-cantor)
Godzilla knows that a good steam bath is essential for healthy skin.
(via curvesofherflesh)
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
(via curvesofherflesh)
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
Please remember that you do the exact same thing. Let’s give each other some grace and hope that we can work to heal each other.
i actually don’t say fucked up shit to children
(via maesus)